You Know You Are A Dog Person Because…
…You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard, but no small children
…You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
…The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you’re at work.
…You can’t see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside
…Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
…You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Hon.
…Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dog.
…You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but he understands.
…Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let him kiss you (just not immediately afterward, of course).
…You sign and send birthday/anniversary/holiday cards from your dog.
…You put an extra blanket on the bed so the dog can be comfortable.
…You’d rather stay home on Saturday night to watch a DVD and cuddle your dog than go out to the movies.
…You make popcorn just to play catch with your dog.
…You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it’s one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside.
…Your purse, jacket pocket, tote-bag, glove compartment, has baggies that you use for picking up poop.
…You get an extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to wash your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in water.
…You don’t think it’s the least bit strange to stand in the back yard while it is raining because your dog really needs you to go out in a storm and sort of hold his paw.
…Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself.
…You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.
…You have your dog’s picture on your office desk (but no one else’s).
…Your parents refer to your pet as their granddoggie.
…You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken (so your dog gets a taste,too).
…You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
…An your dog is the star of your World Wide Web site!
Author unknown (but clearly a dog person)